If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet or the cost of the bread.
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You will always find something in the last place you look.
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The fish are always biting....yesterday!
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: the two cars are going in opposite directions, & they will always meet at the bridge.
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Everything usually goes wrong all at once.
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Naturally nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
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Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
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The other line always moves faster.
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Anything you buy to assemble will always be missing a screw.*****************
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Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.